It used to be that I was Sparkle’s lone male, but then Patrick came along, so that ruined my biog. Then I was a mild mannered translator, but then I changed jobs, and that ruined my biog. It seemed that, no matter what I do, I ruin my biog, so HERE’s to hoping that the third time is truly lucky.

My name is Xander, I work in a top secret government department known by few but revered by many. While my roll in this top secret organization is classified, I can tell you this; I spend a lot of time doing top secret things.

Pretty awesome, eh!

If that didn’t give it away, I am the lone Canadian on the venture. You’ll find me ranting about how a toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it’s pronounced “zed” not “zee”. The Mountie always gets his man and, while I don’t have a dog sled, I have once owned a sled dog. I too like Malteasers.

I have a plethora of favourite bands, some are Canadian (Pierre Lapointe, Fiest & Serena Ryder), some are not (Ben Arthur, Melanie C & Yoav). I too once worked in radio and forced all of Sweden to love bands that I loved (Damien Rice, Tom McRae & k-Os).

Take it easy, eh, and don't be such a hoser!